Hobo Made Me Do It

   My dear friend, nicknamed Hobo, persuaded me to write a post involving her... what a loser. So I saw her last night, flirting with all of these different men in front of lots and lots of people! Wow Hobo! Happy I wrote this yet? Hobo is my trip buddy for our fieldtrip this week. The fun part is, we will see real hoboes on the trip! (Though Hobo is pretty good at what she does...) A Dub is going on the fieldtrip too. That frightens me a little because it's a large place and she could kill me for all the dissing I am doing of her blog... Hobo protect me. So Hobo, you did pretty amazing last night, even if you were hanging on all those guys. Oh and your younger siblings were sitting behind me watching. Disgusting.What a great influence. Now we know what kind of kis they will grow up to be, all thanks to you. Well Hobo, you have bored me now. Nothing more to write. Hope you're happy.

   So enough dissing. I love Hobo. She is my favorite person and offers me an unending world of entertainment. I yell at people who pick on her, because only I can do that. She is amazing at everything and is a mega-hottie. There is no one cooler than her. She is like a goddess.

This Is Not Just a Publicity Stunt

Hello. Welcome to the anti-pickle juice blog. It will mainly diss A Dubs blog http://wapopjuice.blogspot.com/ check it out... better yet... don't. It brings me pain to see online the dirty thought that girl thinks. And that poor L.G. must suffer immensely everyday. To you my sympathy L.G. So as you may have guessed, I am A Dub's best friend, and vice versa. She calls me K Dawg. While she rambles about buying wine at quiktrip, you might read more intelligent things from me. Anyways, let the blog wars begin.